Sleep Thoughts
So last night I think I had a dream that involved making a sandwich and getting yelled at because it was too big. I didn’t think it was though. Why would people hate on a sandwich?
So last night I think I had a dream that involved making a sandwich and getting yelled at because it was too big. I didn’t think it was though. Why would people hate on a sandwich?
We make stamps at work, I want one that says “I ASKED A STUPID QUESTION” in angry red letters. And when someone…asks a stupid question, I will smash the stamp down on their stupid head. And send them on their way slightly wiser for the experience.
If computer mouses were called computer mooses, I would never be able to keep a straight face at work.
It would be best not to poke yourself in the damn eye. x_o
The only thing I can really think of that is truly American, and nobody else in the world is doing, is country music. And that sucks. If someone can think of something else (and don’t give me the idealistic bullshit like the Bill of Rights, which also isn’t uniquely American), leave a comment and we can talk about it.