{"id":137,"date":"2009-02-05T00:50:36","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T04:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/?p=137"},"modified":"2009-02-05T00:50:36","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T04:50:36","slug":"im-not-joking-and-dont-call-me-shirley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/2009\/02\/im-not-joking-and-dont-call-me-shirley\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not joking, and don&#8217;t call me Shirley."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just received an invitation via email to the Perfume Expo America 2009 in NYC.\u00c2\u00a0 This has to mean that either everyone else declined, or PXA is succumbing to being politically correct, and having to diversify their blogger panel.\u00c2\u00a0 If I were to go, I would be &#8220;the straight one&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just received an invitation via email to the Perfume Expo America 2009 in NYC.\u00c2\u00a0 This has to mean that either everyone else declined, or PXA is succumbing to being politically correct, and having to diversify their blogger panel.\u00c2\u00a0 If I were to go, I would be &#8220;the straight one&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-fragrance"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1RwV4-2d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}