{"id":173,"date":"2009-07-20T01:28:01","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T05:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/?p=173"},"modified":"2009-07-20T01:28:01","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T05:28:01","slug":"sunday-january-9-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/2009\/07\/sunday-january-9-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday, January 9, 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Once upon thirteen drugs heady, as I rocked on slow and steady,<br \/>\nTo Squarepusher&#8217;s title track off the album <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ultravisitor<\/span><br \/>\nWhile I tripped out, nearly napping, suddenly I heard a yapping,<br \/>\nAs of someone loudly rapping, rapping at my chamber door.<br \/>\n&#8220;Tis some wigger dude,&#8221; I muttered, &#8220;Rapping at my chamber door &#8211;<br \/>\nJust a wigger, nothing more.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Well, I really don&#8217;t remember but I think it was December,<br \/>\nAnd each trippy drug cast its own walrus &#8216;cross the kitchen floor.<br \/>\nCleverly I tried to steal from my uncle&#8217;s stash a meal,<br \/>\nOf pop tarts and potato peels that he purchased from the store.<br \/>\nOreos and big cheese wheels that he purchased from the store.<br \/>\nNinety-nine cents at the store. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And when the hungry hungry hippos flicked their golden shiny Zippos,<br \/>\nI was filled with terror that no man had ever felt before.<br \/>\nSo that now, to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating<br \/>\n&#8220;Tis some wigger dude entreating entrance at my chamber door &#8211;<br \/>\nSome bling-blingin&#8217; dude entreating entrance at my chamber door.<br \/>\nJust a wigger, nothing more.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon thirteen drugs heady, as I rocked on slow and steady, To Squarepusher&#8217;s title track off the album Ultravisitor While I tripped out, nearly napping, suddenly I heard a yapping, As of someone loudly rapping, rapping at my chamber door. &#8220;Tis some wigger dude,&#8221; I muttered, &#8220;Rapping at my chamber door &#8211; Just a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deep-thoughts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1RwV4-2N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}