How come people don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like my LOLcats?
\nGot a blog full of thoughts people walk past.
\nGot a Wall, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all full of mama\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s trash,
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Love you, son! Walk the dog after drama class!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Tweetin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 bout my life like FML,
\nAll my followers are gurus with a book to sell.
\nPlayin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 out like a bad skit on SNL,
\nWatchin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 the clock tick-tock on this life in teenage hell.<\/p>\n
Can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t join that live-action role-play, no way,
\nPops would rather I fit in and drink that Jose, okay.
\nStop writin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 songs and bump that Coldplay, so safe.
\nSip that Kool-aid after roach haze throat aches.<\/p>\n
Startin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 to wonder if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not a freak;
\nWhy else would my old man want me to not be me?
\nWould he rather I was that prep that pops E
\nWith a fake-ass tan and some lame-assed beats?
\nIf I hear you reminisce again then Im\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ma scream,
\nI know in high school you got more ass than a toilet seat,
\nI know you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re disappointed that I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t repeat the feat,
\nI know you hoped that you could do it all again through me.
\nI hope you realize that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not you and you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not me,
\nBut I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m through taking this in stride, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not your enemy.
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just an adolescent looking for a friend to see
\nin me, the me that I once seen in me, the me that wants to be,
\nbe wanted constantly, respected honestly, but now it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s God and me,
\nin that Magic: The Gathering in the sky,
\nkicking it on cloud nine, told me that he liked my rhymes,
\nbut that he had a doubt I ever felt the line
\nI wrote about there being no easy way out and that was fine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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