{"id":64,"date":"2008-05-17T22:24:35","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T04:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/?p=64"},"modified":"2008-05-17T22:24:35","modified_gmt":"2008-05-18T04:24:35","slug":"the-world-of-badly-named-od-products-vol-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/2008\/05\/the-world-of-badly-named-od-products-vol-i\/","title":{"rendered":"The World of Badly Named OD Products, Vol. I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danieltharp.com\/images\/uploads\/45309837.jpg\" class=\"left\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danieltharp.com\/images\/uploads\/46234437.jpg\" class=\"left\" height=\"225\" width=\"300\" \/>So I&#8217;m in lockup this morning getting some tasks taken care of.  I stumble across the item you see to your left.  It is a real item, I am not clever enough to make stuff like this up.  Enter the i.Beat emo, a device that I assume is an MP3 player for people I <em>loathe<\/em>.  I was immediately reminded of a day about two years ago.  6\/6\/06, National Emo Kid Beatdown Day.  I did punch a fellow teenager in his personal grill with my personal fist.  And deep down I think we both enjoyed it.  Now you can have that joy all the time, by punching the face of anyone that owns one of these things.  Remember, that&#8217;s the i.Beat emo, available at your local Office Depot.  Christ.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m in lockup this morning getting some tasks taken care of. I stumble across the item you see to your left. It is a real item, I am not clever enough to make stuff like this up. Enter the i.Beat emo, a device that I assume is an MP3 player for people I loathe. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-nerd-stuff","category-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1RwV4-12","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danieltharp.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}