Category: Nerd Stuff

September 12, 2008

Nerdcore Part II

Oh man, as much as I liked having a 32″ TV for a monitor there are plenty of downsides to it, the most notable one being the resolution is a meager 1360×768. Lucky me, then, that my 32″ TV asploded today. As backwards as that sounds it was the best thing that could’ve happened. See, my video card’s been halfway dying too, randomly blacking out during 3d stuff. And I haven’t written about it because frankly it was frustrating the hell out of me and writing about it would only exacerbate my pissed-off-edness.

To make a long story short I returned the TV, bought a new 22″ monitor, and had enough left over to upgrade my power supply and video card. So I’m now running the vaunted ATI Radeon HD 4850 on a Samsung 2253BW monitor, with a ThermalTake power supply. Still running my Q6600 quad-core processor too.

I suddenly have a respectable gaming rig. It’d been so long since I’d seen good graphics on a computer that I forgot what they look like. Suffice it to say “holy #(*&ing #$&!”. I lost track of about 7 hours playing Spore and UT2004. And I have a new game in Dungeon Runners to play (an MMO spoof of WoW/Diablo), but what I think I’ll be doing is revisiting one of my favorite games that I never quite completed in Half-Life 2. On highest quality. :D

The sad thing is I have so much to do, lol. But taking a day or two to revel in awesome new tech isn’t so wrong is it?… (More) “Nerdcore Part II”

August 25, 2008

No Cooler Required

Chris: Hey, look, Dad! They have 12-packs of kidneys!

Peter: Yeah, but you got to buy the cooler, too. That’s how they get you.

So I realized today that I’ve been sitting on the opportunity to get a free domain name through my host and have gone about three months without actually taking advantage of it. What sucks is I have a few projects I’m thinking about, but nothing I would call domain name worthy at the moment. I don’t really need one for fragrance because I have nothing to really contribute aside from reviews which I’d just as soon do on here. Speaking of, I’ve got about a dozen mini-reviews coming over the next week or so as I experiment with my niche samples, these in particular:

MPG – Santal Noble
Tauer – L’Air du desert marocain
Montale – Black Aoud
Monocle x CdG: Scent One – Hinoki
Amouage – Jubilation XXV

By Kilian – Cruel Intentions
By Kilian – A Taste of Heaven
By Kilian – Straight to Heaven
L’Artisan – Tea For Two
L’Artisan – Mechant Loup
CdG Series 3: Incense – Kyoto
Montale – Attar
Cereus – No. 7

The ones in bold have already been sampled and I’m gonna try and review all of them before bed tonight. If anyone has ideas for a new domain let me know. ;\… (More) “No Cooler Required”

May 25, 2008

Clinique Happy – Perfume For Ninjas

Happy was one of the initial three fragrances that started me on this journey (along with Unforgivable and Armani Code). Happy and Code were on the Amazon Top 20 in men’s fragrance and me, not knowing where else to start, took that list and started hitting up stores and crossing fragrances off the list.

My thought process at the time was that Happy was unlike anything else I’d tested; that is, it was much more subtle. The orange juice gives you a clue of what to expect inside, and I’ve written previously on Basenotes that it captures the image of a ripe orange better than an actual orange does, and this is coming from a Miami native. The name makes me laugh, because it was the first time I came to the realization that I may be a homo. Happy For Men? Really? I’m not all that happy for men.

Iga Province, 1596. Fuma Kotaro dozed in the aft end of the ship. His goal was clear; he would kill the greatest ninja that ever lived. He felt the man’s presence before hearing him and awoke instantly, his hand reaching for his nihonto. It was one of his subordinates.

“We have fifteen minutes.”

Kotaro nodded his assent and started searching through his bag, making preparations.

According to Basenotes, Happy features top notes of Kaffir Lime, Kalamanzi Fruit, Mandarin, and Yuzu, with assorted green notes in the middle, set on a base of Cypress, Cedar, and Guiacwood. However, the composition is a little too tight to pinpoint any note in particular. In a word, happy is light. The base isn’t particularly prominent, and so the whole thing has a sort of ethereal quality.

Kotaro and his band of ninja pore over the map, quietly discussing the plan for the evening. Assignments (More) “Clinique Happy – Perfume For Ninjas”

May 22, 2008

Mountain Dew Voltage Too Nerdcore For Minors

So I’m driving back from Louisville and we pull off of West KY Parkway at about Dawson Springs to get gas. While we’re at the gas station I’m looking at the drink section and I notice a couple of new Mountain Dew drinks. I grab a MD Voltage which is apparently berry, ginseng, and some other questionable additions to the Mountain Dew equation. As the cashier is ringing me up, she frowns for a moment.

“I’ll need to see a Driver’s License.”
“For Mountain Dew?”
“That’s what it’s telling me.”

So I hand over my DL.

“You’re not old enough to buy this.”
“I’m 20 years old and I can’t buy Mountain Dew?”
“Maybe it’s got nicotine or alcohol or something in it.”
“Somehow I doubt that. How about I give you a dollar and five cents and we call it a deal?”

I should mention that the guy behind me is laughing his ass off through the whole exchange. We chalk it up to a retarded POS system and leave with my beverage of questionable legality in hand. No, I did not taste any alcohol or (God forbid) nicotine in my Dew. What I did taste was an unfortunate amount of Pepsi Blue, a failed creation from Pepsi circa 2002-2004. Which failed for a reason.

Maybe the reason you have to be 21 is so the government knows you’re old enough to realize what you’re doing to yourself, like…I don’t know. Signing up for electroshocks or something. That’s probably it.… (More) “Mountain Dew Voltage Too Nerdcore For Minors”

May 17, 2008

The World of Badly Named OD Products, Vol. I

So I’m in lockup this morning getting some tasks taken care of. I stumble across the item you see to your left. It is a real item, I am not clever enough to make stuff like this up. Enter the i.Beat emo, a device that I assume is an MP3 player for people I loathe. I was immediately reminded of a day about two years ago. 6/6/06, National Emo Kid Beatdown Day. I did punch a fellow teenager in his personal grill with my personal fist. And deep down I think we both enjoyed it. Now you can have that joy all the time, by punching the face of anyone that owns one of these things. Remember, that’s the i.Beat emo, available at your local Office Depot. Christ.… (More) “The World of Badly Named OD Products, Vol. I”

May 7, 2008

Just One More Level, Just One More Level, Just One More Level

So some of you did in fact notice that I’ve dropped off the face of the earth over the past few days. It’s cool guys, I’m back with an old love. That is to say, I’m playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion again. I remember playing it on my laptop and clocking about 160 hours on my toon on there, and it was one of the first games I bought for 360. I finally finished the main quest, and finished the Shivering Isles content two days later. My main character, who was a pure warrior, built as a dungeon crawler (look ma, no magic; yes, the game’s perfectly beatable without ever casting a spell) has about 70 hours on him at level 28, and I’m working two new characters, a more or less pure Atronach-signed mage (very difficult in the opening levels, not gonna lie) and an evil toon that was designed to level up quickly and I think I’ll eventually try and build him for endgame (level 30+) dungeons, and try to get enough gear for 101% damage reflection and 100% magic resistance (very possible to get both in one set of gear with a little luck), then stalk the world as an assassin.

Don’t worry about me, I’m fine. :D

Also got my own bottle of Terre d’Hermes yesterday, been wearing it for two days now in an attempt to really understand it. So far I still don’t, but it does smell better than what Hermes sent me in their little sample spray. Couldn’t tell you why.… (More) “Just One More Level, Just One More Level, Just One More Level”